housemate just burst into my room
him: its not funny
me: excuse me
him: james im not KIDDING
he looks very worried. he hands me this torn piece of a card
him: please tell me you did it
him: i just opened the cutlery drawer and this was on top
me: i got a spoon out the drawer ten minutes ago and there was nothing..?
him: SO DID I
it's 10 o'clock at night. nobody else is in the flat. the door is locked. the windows are closed. we are fuckin TERRIFIED
@envgen "poo chunk" is pretty fantastic
@theoutrider does he mean 'love from your poo chunk' in which case, a lot of questions. how do you get a nickname like that from your partner. what is their relationship like. lots to read into that. or, perhaps more harrowingly, does he mean 'i love your poo chunk', in which case,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
@envgen @theoutrider I can answer some of that! My guess is it's a card from one of those online card places. They do "cards" that are notebooks or a box containing chocolate or a pair of socks. The message is printed on the inside of the front of the card instead of in the usual place because that's the only free space.
So that explains the weird printing and the torn edge.
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