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men's deodorant comes in four different smells

• petrol
• housefire
• off meat
• glue

and introducing a new fragrance:

• even sweatier

@envgen wait, you're forgetting

* sports

and

* ultra sports

j'heck @envgen

@gdkar what does sports even smell of. sweat, changing rooms, mud, mildewy showers???

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@envgen iiiii can't really describe it in words. 😅

@envgen on further consideration, i'm not sure if this is actually "men's deoderant" or, rather, "sports deoderant that, like, you could probably wear if you're maybe a man i guess." 🤷