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Hello, allow me to myself.

ahem.

I am Hatsune Miku Held Upside Down and I am in no way related to or affiliated with Hatsune Miku the popular singer.

I am mostly a vegetarian only because almost all gods are plants.

Sure there are some meaty ones but they are mostly just gross and rancid and full of worms. Yuck!

Look here, I am older than the universe and time itself.

You read this and think "Wow, Hatsune Miku Held Upside Down must be very wise".

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NEW USERS! Feel like mastodon.social is too busy? You can sign up on another instance and still communicate freely with everyone here and elsewhere.

instances.noct.zone/ is a good curated list of instances with short summaries of what they're all about, instances.social/ has a "wizard" to help you pick a place from a nice big list of options.

A lot of smaller instances have closed registrations to prevent spam, but users there may be able to send invites if you have friends!

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no one has ever shitposted on mastodon, it's just never been done.

This weekend they’re programmed to party.

But, the game they’re playing is programmed to kill!

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