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Been playing around with Unity and VR tonight. Having fun!

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Oh man, just wait till you get a look at the hot number on this one!

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@uglymachine I'm getting so old I might forget it, so thank you for reminding me!

> open mailbox WEST OF HOUSE SCORE: 0 MOVES: 5

You open the mailbox, revealing a small leaflet.

> take leaflet WEST OF HOUSE SCORE: 0 MOVES: 6

Taken.

> EAT LEAFLET WEST OF HOUSE SCORE: 0 MOVES: 7

I don't think that the small leaflet would agree with you.

A hollow voice says 'Cretin'

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That's not a verb I recognise.

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WEST OF HOUSE
This is an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
A rubber mat saying 'Welcome to Zork!' lies by the door.

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SON: "Mom, dad, I'm bi." MOM: *Stares at Dad* DAD: *Sets jaw and stares at floor* MOM: "Don't!" DAD: *Sweats Profusely* MOM: "..." Show more

Hey everyone, you better ✅ yourself before you wreck yourself.

@Ghast ✅ it out! You better ✅ yourself before you wreck yourself! ✅mate.

@RobF Your disguise is PERFECT, nobody will suspect a thing!

SON: "Dad, I'm serious!" Show more

SON: "Mom, dad, I'm bi." MOM: *Stares at Dad* DAD: *Sets jaw and stares at floor* MOM: "Don't!" DAD: *Sweats Profusely* MOM: "..." Show more

@plsburydoughboy Emitting silk to form webs to impress potential mates.