Oh man, just wait till you get a look at the hot number on this one!
I turned 30 today. Neat?
> open mailbox WEST OF HOUSE SCORE: 0 MOVES: 5
You open the mailbox, revealing a small leaflet.
> take leaflet WEST OF HOUSE SCORE: 0 MOVES: 6
> EAT LEAFLET WEST OF HOUSE SCORE: 0 MOVES: 7
I don't think that the small leaflet would agree with you.
A hollow voice says 'Cretin'
That's not a verb I recognise.
You can't be serious.
WEST OF HOUSE
This is an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
A rubber mat saying 'Welcome to Zork!' lies by the door.
Hey everyone, you better ✅ yourself before you wreck yourself.