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Making bread
1) put a bunch of food together
2) mash it up
3) put a bunch of tiny dudes in it
4) let them eat the food and fart a whole bunch
5) punch the mound of food and farts and tiny dudes
6) let them eat more food and also fart some more
7) put the whole thing into a 350 F death cube
8) Bread
@esdin congrats on your edible toots
@esdin excuse me, if you've ever seen good eats you'll know they burp and not fart