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i hear this is the only instance on the fedi that's a safe space for italian-americans like me

I THINK IT'S GOOD EUGRON GETS $1000 USD PER MONTH FROM A BELORUSSIAN SEX DOLL STORE

STAND STRONG GARGAMEL..... I HAVE HANDCUFFED MYSELF TO THE MASTODON HQ'S DOOR AND WILL PISS MYSELF IF THE EGIRLS TRY TO APPROACH

i hear this is the only instance on the fedi that's a safe space for italian-americans like me

mastodon dot social has a feature that shows you if hans from stuttgart is online and if he has looked at your page yet. had no idea. convenient!

don't dm my wife asking her to move to another instance

being chased by a mob shouting 'there she is!' 'she's italian' 'get her!!', etc

making a parody account called like 'shit eating bastard man' who exclusively posts about how i supposedly have a 'weird' and 'probably diseased' dick

i'm actually a south park character. i'm briefly visible in a scene in the episode 'cartman says the n-word (and it's funny because racism is funny)'

logged off for a bit... anything happen while i was gone

the reason i haven't posted anything in 2 months is i was busy having sexual intercourse, and counting all the dollar bills i get from how normal & good my opinions are

letting all the japanese posts on the federal tl flow into my brain, feeling my iq increase with every one...

accidentally let too much hentai into my brain and turned into a pervert. sorry

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I STAND WITH YOU GARGRON

DEFEDERATE THE MONADS SICKOS NOW

I AM YOUR LOYAL STEED

accidentally let too much hentai into my brain and turned into a pervert. sorry

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letting all the japanese posts on the federal tl flow into my brain, feeling my iq increase with every one...

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