a dog is allowed to do crimes. even if you want to stop a dog from doing crimes, you can’t
when you type in a url, remember that the www stands for "woof woof woof"
hey folks, its september, you know what that means Show more
*faintly, in the distance, just under the sound of the wind in the still-green leaves of the trees, a rambunctious beat begins playing. if you strain, you can almost make out the words, "spooky", "scary", "skeletons" *
Even knee deep in discourse, Mastodon is still better than 30 seconds of twitter
clerk: find everything alright?
speedrunner: once i found the cereal, i did a backwards longjump against the flour section, which caused a byte overflow and allowed me to obtain the eggs early in aisle 4
clerk: please stop shopping here
Good god v2.5.0rc1 converts webm to mp4 mastodon’s iOS users thank you 👌💯
Mastodon v2.5.0rc1 (release candidate) is out for those who want to test it:
- New profiles
- MySpace Top 8 (not really)
- Remote interactions for toots
- Federation relays
- Admin dashboard
- tootctl command-line interface
- and more!
Hey fediverse, general nap time. You're all allowed to take a nap right now if you want to
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