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Max Cooljazz @even_more_damned_muteKi@mastodon.social

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What if Zelda had an amazing, cinematic story?

What if Last of Us had incredible, skill based combat?

What if Uncharted somehow put all the violence in context?

What if Dark Souls was approachable and clear?

WHERE'S THAT DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD?

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Lil request-y thing.

If any of you happen to have any gameboy (original, color, or advance) games that aren't really worth much that you would otherwise trash/goodwill/charity-shop, gimme a poke and I'll take 'em <3

Will pay postage of course~

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"In fact, the more your work benefits other people, the less they’re likely to pay you..."

jacobinmag.com/2018/06/bullshi

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which one of you fucks was it who tooted about how the only genres of music they liked were donkey kong rap and donkey kong country because I can't stop thinking about that tweet

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actually that's a lie, I haven't made progress on this dirty computer opl3 remix project in like a friggin' month

Janelle Monae / Tessa Thompson is real and I can die happy

Not really feeling all the love for Harlan Ellison. Dude was a decent writer but a creep and a half. In terms of Sci fi about punching Nazis he's nowhere in the same league as Jack Kirby

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all subtoots are about me!
they were originally called "sb toots" (sireebob toots) but there was confusion about how to pronounce it, so we added a "u"

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fighting the urge to get out one of my white t-shirts and write "T-SHIRT" on it in sharpie

"Ooops, noticing my astigmatism, did I forget my glasses? Wait, nope. Is my sight getting worse? Oh no, it's just, it's, it's like that. *groan*"

Sometimes I worry about whether or not I'm being overly harsh on this retro revival late 80s stuff, but then I see the graphics they put up between runs on GDQ and think my eyes are starting to fail

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Intel: find bugs and we'll pay you

Researchers: okay

Intel: NOT IN HYPERTHREADING!!!! WE NEED THAT

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@even_more_damned_muteKi Garbage cube parties where teens put all their garbage cubes into the same bowl and take them randomly.

I love the idea of a fake drug called "garage cubes" so much

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watched some after school special called 'the lawnmower man' and now I know about the dangers of using oculus. Not even once.