Max Cooljazz @even_more_damned_muteKi@mastodon.social
Max Headroom meets the cat from every Rippingtons album
What if Zelda had an amazing, cinematic story?
What if Last of Us had incredible, skill based combat?
What if Uncharted somehow put all the violence in context?
What if Dark Souls was approachable and clear?
WHERE'S THAT DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD?
It's weird how much I hate unagi the eel from jolly roger bay in mario 64 considering the damn thing looks like a tea infuser suffering from anxiety
watching speedruns of wiz n liz has led me to believe that this game is beyond the power of mere mortals to master
Shits getting fuckening PATRIOTIC in here!!!
It's Heathcliff!
Embarassing consideration: I've spent a long time trying to figure out what "normie" means, and never ONCE did I consider that it was short for "Norm McDonald Groupie"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s69xpMzuFmA happy fourth, y'all
People on the internet sure seem angry
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Lil request-y thing.
If any of you happen to have any gameboy (original, color, or advance) games that aren't really worth much that you would otherwise trash/goodwill/charity-shop, gimme a poke and I'll take 'em <3
Will pay postage of course~
"In fact, the more your work benefits other people, the less they’re likely to pay you..."
https://jacobinmag.com/2018/06/bullshit-jobs-david-graeber-work-service
429 RETRFINISHED Crew
which one of you fucks was it who tooted about how the only genres of music they liked were donkey kong rap and donkey kong country because I can't stop thinking about that tweet
actually that's a lie, I haven't made progress on this dirty computer opl3 remix project in like a friggin' month
Janelle Monae / Tessa Thompson is real and I can die happy
