Eugen, with a whole boot in his mouth: MOB RULE IS DANGEROUS

some say if you put your ears to a boot, you can hear eugen saying "in this instance, wil leaving was a win for abusers"... powerful....

"haha aw dang you all are really cool-"
Eugen: Please don't use that kind of language here.
"what, "dang"? sorry, i thought-"
Eugen: No, "cool", you're only able to praise d-list former child actors. Any praise not direction unto a celebrity who has spent more years playing himself than any other role is grounds for discipline.

"hey mastodonians. really didn't like that episode of star trek i just saw, but-"
[YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED]
"i didn't do any-"
[YOU HAVE BEEN IP BANNED FOR HARASSMENT]

how the hell do i follow people on this without importing

people are getting mad that my posts about a certain starfleet boy are making the rounds. theyre dming me saying things like "sapiosexuals put headphones down their pants and play mozart before a date". should i be persecuted for the power of my posts? do i not deserve to speak freely on line? to this, i say: when sapiosexuals want people to shut up they say "listen up, 100s, a 115 is speaking"

@aeonofdiscord someone tells me it's a pegasi without wings. but that just seems fucked up

they do not think that things are the way that they are, but i can assure you that they, in fact, are

Gonna refuse to be topical on this one, lads. I'm trying escape the demon that has the lease on my soul rn and I do NOT have time for this one

Show older
Mastodon

Server run by the main developers of the project 🐘 It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!