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Yo, if you come at me rude and with hostility and I clap back, you are not being 'attacked'. That is me responding to you in the context you've set.

I do not owe anyone my civility or patience. If you want a reasonable exchange, act like a reasonable person.

If you can't take a punch to the face, don't come in swinging. Easy.

ICE is currently occupying a whole neighborhood in Portland like some foreign army, in retaliation for the protests against their concentration camps for kids.

This state has literally zero legitimacy. 44% of the supreme court will soon have been appointed by presidents who LOST the election. This president LOST the election. The congressional majority garnered 3 million FEWER votes than the minority. Without democracy, this state has no divine right to point to for legitimacy. We are simply being ruled by barbarians with zero legitimacy.

Anybody have good documentation on ADFS token timeouts?

Please boost.

If the New York Times had its current staff in the 1940’s, can you imagine how many fluff pieces they’d have run about the Nazis? “This small factory owner from the Rhineland likes the Fuhrer’s business-first policies, and can’t understand why the Jews and Gypsies are being so uncivil.”

Me in 2016: Emojis are dumb I'd never use them
Me in 2018: 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

#cyberpunk

"In the grim darkness of the far future there are only popped collars" :doge:

tired: Hackers (1995)
wired: Sneakers (1992)
inspired: Snickers (1930)

Please let Tom Arnold actually have the pee tape... I cannot wait for a sea of 70 year old legislators who have spent their careers trying to illegalize blowjobs trying to normalize the golden shower on Fox News.

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It’s only fair for conservatives to be forced to dine on the strange fruit they’ve cultivated for us.

I’m personally very happy Krauthammer is dead. As an advocate of not just the Iraq war, but the conservative movement as a whole, he, like every conservative, has the blood of millions on their hands and deserve the same lack of sympathy they apply to everyone else.

The greatest trick the right ever pulled was convincing us the left was the threat to our way of life.

Whenever people point to tradition, they’re lying, because the past is constantly invented, and usually by conservatives, who are always liars. For example, Saudi Arabia banned women driving in the mid-50’s. It’s no more “traditional” than Elvis.

love it when authority fuckers try to justify deportation by saying the immigrants broke the law. as though the law is ethical. as though we shouldn't be breaking that shit.

Periodic reminder Planned Parenthood is more than just "those guys who do the abortions and morning after pills" and are often the only healthcare provider some people have. They are also often the only source of HRT for trans people in their area, or at least the cheapest.

NYC 1998: A bohemian global city that still maintains its regional character.
NYC 2018: The midwest is empty, and every normie white dipshit is here.