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do u want to serve your country and protect the innocent? become a babysitter

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you may call it the frozen foods section but i call it the shivering aisles

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oh your cis?
did you have [whispering] the surgery??

im stuck on these sapling problems and have tried everything and gotten different answers 14 literal times please just cut my head off and squish it

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i like listening to conversation podcasts because none of the responsibility of furthering the conversation and/or remember the previous sentence said is on me

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life tip, if you tell somebody they've hurt you and their response is to argue with you, stay away from them

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feeling in the mood to cleave something clean in twain... maybe rend some shit asunder. i haven’t decided yet

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toxic parents 

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toxic parents 

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[putting Strongbad at #1 on a list of most influential latinx characters in media]

alc i dont know?? 

crawling in my skin
these acnes will not heal
i am so fucking pissed
i need a facial peel

that blood relative connection you don't have any more and don't want? that's dope and it sucks. sorry and yeehaw.

amaroq: why cant i, hold all these trying to follow people and it doesn't fucking work

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I LOVE MY MOM
she's just the best
i don't know what i would do without her and i would prob be a skeleton if she didn't exist and i bring her joy too and she's proud of me and so supportive and fun. i sometimes wanna cry and shoot lightning out of my eyes just thinking about her. i'm so fuckin lucky we are friends and have good boundaries and

punching bag / piñata so i can have candy while i work out

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