🌸mo @extinctsnakes@mastodon.social
(◕‿◕✿) Mo//girl// (✿◠‿◠)
i like to dance and design monsters
✿tough n sensitive✿
✿science witch✿
✿xoxo✿
Buff Chunkman
Hunk McLargeChunk
Smoke McPunchMeat
gnight all yall neato ppl🕊❤️🌜
peace love and good sleep to ya
watching some #worldcup matches this morning sounded boring but both games were so exciting!!!! i, being of course an EXPERT on all sports, had a lot to say to the TV. it was radical!!! cant wait for the next ones.( i will tag em fyi) ⚽️
im going to send everyones anxiety directly to the sun on a rocketship made of three wheeled motorcycles
hmm sure ??
sniffity grabbity fluffily snof, pet my head and then please fuck off
this is millie she is a good girl!!! 🐈
he was an immovable object, she was an unstoppable force, can i make it any more obvious
trying to appear happy and normal
Darth Chapstick is by far the most evil of all the Sith Lords, but no one will take him seriously.
pro: brain helps you learn things by repeating them over and over
con: you dont get to choose which things
pigeons really really really trying to eat a pistachio shell. ok birdbrains. good luck
🐍mug shot 🐍
when i become a detective the only things im gonna do is smoke and say "who's the stiff"
Choose your side carefully
Girl, are you a soup? Because you are a liquid food prepared from meat, fish, or vegetable stock combined with various other ingredients and often containing solid pieces. 😉
remember when some new parents named their baby Dohvakiin so bethesda would give them free games for life?
i would name my baby any name Blast HardCheese spits out. no reward, none is required.
Buck SpeedNeck
