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i give a lot of damns about my good reputation

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watch me fly too close to the sun. while also looking a gift horse in the mouth. the horse has been trained to count chickens before they hatch

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what would dog college be like? not, like, a school for dogs run by people. i mean a higher education institution run by dogs, for dogs.

what would the classes be like? what could you major in? would they offer financial aid, or is dog college free? would they let humans take their classes too?

runs with half my body like naruto and the other half like sonic past elementary schools during recess so i can blow the minds of some young nerds

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reaching dangerous eyeball levels

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I LOVE 2 DRAW MONSTERS EVEN WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME ITS WEIRD AND BAD LIKE OK YOU WILL BE THE CRAGGY-EARED HELLWORM'S NEXT VICTIM

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Minimum ages in the US:
buy cigarettes: 18
smoke cigarettes: 20
vote: 22
marital sex: 23
buy alcohol: 25
pre-marital sex: 26
drink alcohol: 27
rent a car: must be a boomer
join the military: 14
buy a gun (in person): 11
buy a gun (online): 12
drive a tractor: 7

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yknow when something is blatantly ableist yet tries to paint itself as 'inspiration' or some shit? suck my ass

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The bodega by our house is run by a Coptic Christian family.

They adopted a kitten and named him Banjo.

He wears a bow tie with a little bell on it.

nausicaa of the valley of the wind made my mind into spores

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I have been watching hours of Khan academy and I still don't know how to shoot a recurve bow while riding a horse or divide the spoils of war among my loyal followers

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Umm announcement
Chonky girls are cute. Tol girls are cute. Strongk girls r cute.
Ty

i want "rated M for mature" printed on a shirt so i can wear a Graphic t

sexy stripper apparel store sells tights with snake patterns on them i shall gain the power of the exotic serpent and of the exotic dancer

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NO go back to the dream where missandei and i were eating doritos

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