One of my favourite songs ever in a great cover version by Mando Diao:

youtube.com/watch?v=Kfbdv6IXV5

So, how is Mastodon doing? Just checking in to be sure it's still here.

Milo: "i can't post without being called a pedo kike infiltrator a dozen of times"
i'm crying. ^^

RT @tante@twitter.com

Deplatforming works. twitter.com/witchofpeace/statu

🐦🔗: twitter.com/tante/status/11710

Ich habe mich seit langer Zeit mal wieder bei Mastodon eingeloggt, um deutlich zu sagen:

MUHAHAHA ÖSTERREICH MUHAHA

Ah, es ist mal wieder soweit, dass jemand Mastodon erwähnt, und dann logge ich mich ein, folge ein paar Leuten und vergesse es wieder. Wie schnell doch vier Monate rumgehen! :D

medium.com/mammon-machine-zeal

Great article. It essentially sums up how we approached the new game. Yes, Larry is kind of a loser, but he's never pushy.

It will be, erm, interesting to see the reactions as soon as our game is out. I'm half giddy half scared.

loefflers log the shift key in the audio record is broken goddammit

Löffler's log stardate um who didn't switch the dead batteries anyway we have encountered a rift in space and i have the carpenters make some planks so that we get over safely we may get rid of some officers while we're at it walking the plank haha

Löffler's log, stardate damn too early new social media site who dis?

Loeffler's log, stardate quarter past six I have encountered an anomoly it is black I will drink it because it probably is coffee leftover from yesterday fuck how do Klingons drink their coffee don't those canyons on their heads get in the way?

YOU CALL THAT A FEDERATED TIMELINE BUT THERES NO CAPTAIN PICARD ANYWHERE CALL IT THE ABRAMS TIMELINE SHEESH

There is something ugly in there! 

Trump

Well, at least this is marginally less confusing than when I opened Snapchat...

All I really want is for this place to have fewer Nazis. It's all I ask for.

I see people writing introductions here, so:

UM, yeah I - I - I -

*drops mic*
*runs off stage left*
*bounces in wall*
*runs off stage right*
*realizes the vastness of space*
*goes to bed*

500 characters? OMG THAT'S ALMOST AS MANY AS IN GOT!

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