condescending putz @fathermcgruderredux@mastodon.social
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luluberlu 
ACAB (all cowboys are bebop)
I hate it when I spend years exacting revenge on a childhood adversary only to be soundly foiled and punished for my pettiness.
May your ankles knock into everything.
—Ancient curse, origin unknown
The socialists on Twitter told me to eat ass and now I have pinworms.
Really, asking "what should replace Facebook" is putting things the wrong way around.
A more interesting way to ask the question is, "what did Facebook replace."
People used to build their own websites. People used to have blogs. People used USENET which was truly distributed and un-censorable.
Facebook and Google took the open internet and open standards and monetized and made everything crappy. Enough of that. Nothing should replace Facebook, it's done, stick a fork in it.
Adult life is just after-school, forever. Your parents are never coming to pick up up.
Anyone figure out how to pass original toots and boosts, but not replies, to other sites?
What's a good sci-fi movie on #Netflix fam?
Whomstodon
I published:
#DeleteFacebook: Perspective from a platform that doesn’t put democracy in peril
Please look at this dog. Thank you https://i.imgur.com/pBDj7Tr.gifv
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this one is perfect
Exhilarating foot pain
Of course 2017 wouldn't close without demonstrating to me that my car can indeed run out of gas.
Lol I just ran out of gas for the first time.
Don't put a wreath on your car.
Bitcoin is easy. You only have to be smarter than the greatest fool.
elf on the shelf is a scab rat who normalises snitch behaviour and surveillance
soon to be elf up against the wall
