you wish i was a kinnie
No offense the me of two months ago during the golden age of mastodon is funnier than I shall ever be
i forgot what was the name for a second presidential term so instead my unironic thought to compensate was "late game obama" and i think this is the point where i need to pass out
loss time memory
Discord dead we have to communicate exclusively through toots now
the discourse of the day is bao is a stellar short film and if you think otherwise i Will steal your joints
when i finally pop out into my true form, then you will all see
late game obama
@tamagotchi Wack ...
i kin me being gone for one day and seeing everyone suddenly on berries what even happened man im half asleep still
i wish my brain would stop playing tiktok cringe compilations but instead of tiktok its every single embarrassing thing i ever did in my life
“Children...I don’t feel so good” *fizzles into snow*
Frosty the Snowman dies in Infinity War.
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ello yewchube you totally stole my wig!
no more cummies *cocks gun*
*pours Whole Cummies into my morning coffee* I just think 2% Cummies is unnatural
i'm still trying to figure out how mastodon works, here's a pic of my chicken. his name is henrietta.
Cummienism (cummie communism)
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