No offense the me of two months ago during the golden age of mastodon is funnier than I shall ever be

i forgot what was the name for a second presidential term so instead my unironic thought to compensate was "late game obama" and i think this is the point where i need to pass out

Discord dead we have to communicate exclusively through toots now

the discourse of the day is bao is a stellar short film and if you think otherwise i Will steal your joints

when i finally pop out into my true form, then you will all see

i forgot what was the name for a second presidential term so instead my unironic thought to compensate was "late game obama" and i think this is the point where i need to pass out

i kin me being gone for one day and seeing everyone suddenly on berries what even happened man im half asleep still

i wish my brain would stop playing tiktok cringe compilations but instead of tiktok its every single embarrassing thing i ever did in my life

“Children...I don’t feel so good” *fizzles into snow*

*pours Whole Cummies into my morning coffee* I just think 2% Cummies is unnatural

i'm still trying to figure out how mastodon works, here's a pic of my chicken. his name is henrietta.

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