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We extended an offer to the Donner Party, and they did not purchase any fish.
They ended up eating each other.
Learn from history. Buy now
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I’m considering eating real fish
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Fake fish real bread
In the future autonomous drones circle your neighborhood looking for signs of food production. Any offenders are disappeared by autonomous police officers.
Some were smart. They saw it coming. Others? Not as smart. Now they eat the rations and keep their heads down.
You? You stocked up on breaded fish substitute ahead of time.
No rations necessary life is good.
Buy now $0.37 per oz
@ferris parents, this is your quickest path to grandchildren
@ferris what a let down this was stupid who is responsible for this
@ferris below the monitor a team works feverishly to review the cargo manifest.
“What the FUCK Jenkins?!” the supervisor screams through the loud speakers. “If you got fake fish again I swear to FUCKiNG god I’m gonna come down there...” his voice trails off.
On the monitor the replay stops, frozen on a single frame.
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