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When you're drinking a can of soda, and you hold the can low near the bottom. Then you take a tiny sip and turn to smile at nothing because you pretend you're in Pepsi commercial.

"Webster's dictionary defines wedding as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch." -- Michael Scott giving a wedding toast.

Do you realize we're living through the second "Cold War"? China is an expansionist country who is building up mini "Hawaiis" by reclaiming land on disputed islands and then militarizing them to deny U.S. access to the South China Sea if they move on Taiwan. Hong Kong is going to be the Chinese Communist Party's test of the U.S. resolve to support Democracy and liberty abroad. For the sake of Hong Kong citizens, Taiwanese citizens, and other sovereign nations, I hope we push back. ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

I've never tasted water from a cup full of wet dollars, but I'm pretty sure I know what it tastes like. ๐Ÿคจ

How do you pronounce the Linux command 'chroot'? Like chuh-root? Like schrute? Something else?

The Endoscope camera is an electronic pill that, once swallowed, travels passively down the esophagus and through roughly 20 to 25 feet of intestines, where it will capture up to 870,000 images and beam them to a computer wirelessly. The patient feels nothing. Amazing.

popsci.com/how-it-works/articl

It is IMPOSSIBLE to find doctors online. Everytime I find a doctor in-network and then look them up on Google or DuckDuckGo to find their practice, I can't. Instead I get thousands of scammy FindADoc, DocRating, etc., sites. It is so frustrating.

Iโ€™ve never struggled with having faith.

I have always struggled with exercising faith.

I was in #Scotland this week and the previous weekend. With the exception of government buildings in Edinburgh, I only saw Scottish and EU flags (no British).

So let me start a little poll.

*What is your opinion about Scottish independence in this age of Boris 'no-deal' #Brexit?*

Boosting is fine.

You can learn a lot about Dinosaurs by what you find in their fossilized poo. Just ask the Poozeum.

Explore the Fascinating World of Coprolites & Dinosaur Poop

The Poozeum online museum and resource center offers everything you want to know about coprolites. Featuring a wealth of information, pictures, photos, videos, news & more

poozeum.com/

The shooter in El Paso was only 21 years old. Still just a kid, really. That isn't meant to diminish the shooter's culpability, just referring to the emotional and intellectual development that hasn't really finished at that age. What is so hopeless that these young men are willing to murder people and end their own lives? This life is so short and you don't fully appreciate that until you've already wasted so much of it. Just talk to someone man.

"The Art of Warez" explores the birth of the ANSI Scene during the WaReZ BBS days.

vimeo.com/341663153

Oh, the sun is going down. I better put this plastic tray in my mouth to stop my teeth from moving while I sleep. Lol wtf

Why do the commercials for Trivago look so strange? The whole look and sound of the commercials just feels weirdly fake. I wouldn't be surprised if they were computer generated.

Ok, after finding out I have to pay over 7% in local taxes, I'm ready to jump on the Libretarian "taxation is theft" train.

Today is a lazy coding Sunday. Since The Office will be leaving Netflix soon, I'm watching from S01E01 one more time as background noise.

The magician from "The Carbanaro Effect" always reveals the prank by working in "maybe it's...The Carbanaro Effect". No one knows what the shit means, man. Just give it up.

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