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I'm programming a celestial sphere, knowing that the star locations are wrong. Either my math is bad or the input data is bad. We'll save fixing that for later, when the rest of the program *works* at least...

after spending a while debugging the math in a vertex shaders, my stars suddenly snap from a nebulous cloud (wow, not actually a metaphor when you're describing stars) to a crisp sphere, and my very first thought was ✨ HOLY SHIT THERE'S BETELGEUSE ✨ (and yes, my x axis is off)

Anyways, stay tuned for my upcoming event: πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰Con (pronounced PewPewCon; and making the fingerguns gesture is part of the spelling)

Dental hygenist: So it looks like you'll need a root canal. Do you have any pain in this tooth? Did you have any recent trauma?

Me, having vivid flashbacks of bonking dead tooth against someone else's while furiously making out: Hmm, nothing's coming to mind.

D.H.: It is a mystery.

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"Free world building idea: Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all."

↖️ lofi hip hop radio babe to make out with

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In North America, albino redwood trees are quite well known. Unable to support themselves, they survive purely through the help of the other trees which surround them. In a forest, those with more always give to those with less, so that all can survive.

That's an example for all of us to learn from.

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We want more than just queer bars or queer bookstores.

We want queer community spaces where there isn't an expectation of making a profit or purchase.

We understand they can't exist in our current society where profit is needed for survival but we can still wish for them and a society that would allow them.

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I'm perpetually enamored of NYC's metro stations: namely how they're all unique while exposing the same public API.

Like this curved glass panel at Seneca Ave! Does it exist anywhere else? Maybe! But equally likely it's just a Thing someone Did Just 'Cause.

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Quick, The Mods are awake. Now's the time to thank them for their labour in helping maintain a nice enviroment.

Better believe my face was still a disco ball this morning at brunch.

Sustainable partying demands we leave the glitter on our faces rather than wasting it each night.

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My extremely cool friend @fingerguns signed up for an OSI membership to support my campaign for the board and you can too!!! Care about #opensource? Check out my platform πŸ˜„ wiki.opensource.org/bin/Main/O

If you sign up let me know so I can count you in my membership drive! ✨

My (second?) favorite random encounter in New York has to be...

So two young'ns on skateboard knocked into an older guy on the sidewalk, outside KGB bar late at night. They started Exchanging Words.

In the time it took me to look away and then back, the younger two had let him try the board out, and they guided him around while steadying his arms on either side, and he was nervously laughing the whole time.

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