Instagram on desktop has loaded the hilariously huge mobile view for me on my home laptop for like the past two years. I have no idea why.

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remember hearing an interview with a futurist years ago whose whole thing was that he thought literacy was going to disappear or at least become a niche skill because people could just interact with their technology through voice commands and every once in a while i wonder what it's like to be so fucking wrong about literally everything, to be so fractally wrong that you think that that is even a remote possibility

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When you're an adult, you can just buy Halloween candy. You don't need to go from house to house trick or treating at all!

Porter’s grilling of him about the shitty treatment of Facebook content moderators was good as well. What a worm of a human being.

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Yeah I know, will mean absolute fuck all in the grand scheme of things, monsters like Zuck will do as they please, but the thought of him getting mad about that for the rest of the day is at least something.

AOC dragging Zuckerberg was satisfying to watch

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Doing a bing on how to stop being a perfectionist in this neoliberal hellscape, and then be a perfectionist about it

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Doing the bicep curl for five reps at the gym and buying a Marines sticker for my Kia Soul

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a fun tip for happy children: you can remove anti-homeless bars by unscrewing the “security screws” with a security torx such as the ones linked below this post

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I don’t think there are any clout chasers on here. All those people left a month after the big migration because they weren’t getting 400 faves for posting about how much they hate Chrissy Teigen

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getting kicked out of my collective for only playing limp bizkit on the public speakers

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shout out to people who know they don't know what they're talking about and shut the fuck up

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@firescotch he used to be super easy to bait and troll on twitter lol

I pretended to mix him up with Nick Frost and his response was "I'm not mad I'm laughing actually". He deleted the tweet a few hours later lol

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LinkedIn is just a career fair of online aka no one has ever gotten a job there lol

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with every Trevor Noah clip the guy sitting next to me watches, I inch closer to third world Maoism

Some VC dick is probably working some website that involves uploading brainwaves and thoughts and shit and you have to share links to them in job applications.

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