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I'm Firescotch, a 37 year old cisgender ginger guy from the Chicago area, formerly from Iowa. I talk experience design, fitness (I do olympic lifting & cardio), books, writing, photography, and anticapitalism. And the once-in-a-while shitpost. I can chat up some video game stuff too because I was put in front of one of those things when I was a kid and couldn't stop; Animal Crossing to Wolfenstein.

I know nothing about uk politics but kier starmer looks like the guy who is cast as Richard Spencer as he’s older

This period of time where it looks nice outside but it’s still cold and windy sucks, just give me some heat already.

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if you are a journalist and use the term "clash" to describe a conflict where one side has guns and the other side is praying, I will put snakes in your toilet

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Ever have a thought in your head and google it to see if anyone else has thought it? Anyways, there were zero results returned for "balls deep in ice cream"

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another video of an unrepentant settler stealing Palestinian homes

they are being supported by Israeli law, which claims that they can evict Palestinians from any land they can assert Jews lived in as of 1948 (the apartheid courts don't require any evidence of this)

that land is then handed over to these well-funded settler organizations, who find any settler willing to move in there and give it to them

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this happened just last night, Israeli forces assault worshippers holding night prayers in the Al-Aqsa mosque in east Jerusalem

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Just saw a 6'4" lady walking with her 5'3" boyfriend and I wish them immense happiness.

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Crazy that rico cancelled France, RIP Macron, he was like Hillary Clinton for men

🎶 🎶 🎶
Oh Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea let me go
Beelzebub has a bidet put aside for me, for me
🎶 🎶 🎶

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PUNK is shorthand for Parliament Unkadelic

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Lol I just remembered this WSJ graphic meant to illustrate how tax hikes would hurt real Americans like these completely realistic people

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Monster Hunter spoilers 

They brought back my boy bazelgeuse I’m so happy

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Man, look at this awful recording this person posted that they’re using for engagement [100k RTs]

Animal Crossing is never going to let me have a laptop that isn’t pink

I could beat up Ben Shapiro even if he had a piece of Home Depot wood.

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It's finally here: my second album, Dream Longer, is out today on bandcamp! You can listen to it and download it for free, or pay however much you like.
samaleums.bandcamp.com/album/d

I've put a lot of work into his project and I am very proud of the result. I'm overjoyed to share it with you, and I hope you enjoy it!
Thanks again to @jaye for the lovely art

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