Scott @firescotch@mastodon.social

i guess i know how you're gonna react, and i'm not saying it's right, but have you considered showing even the slightest morsel of feet sweetie?? 🥵🥺👉👈

It's actually kind of hilarious to think about a white chud in the 1970s looking at disco and thinking that it's easy to pump out elaborately produced dance tracks that use new kinds of musical instruments, just to make a quick buck on a dying trend.

Meanwhile they're jerking off over standard-ass rock made with an acoustic guitar and a 4 track.

And currently upset that music today isn't like the old days because it has all this electronic crap and sampling and dance beats and shit.

*womp womp*

@georgespolitzer their pants ! 😳 💦 👖 👈 😂

there is nothing more countercultural this year than hope and caring and mutual support, and nothing more mainstream than edgy doomsaying and competitive cynicism

this winter is a golden opportunity to be punk *as fuck*

there's still time

CPUSA stands for Cops n Police USA

crisis of legitimacy!! lets bring back trial by combat to solve it then

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