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skidaddle skidautomaton
your dick is now an automaton

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boost this toot to send @johnrandom some good vibes in this epic quest of theirs

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I'm gonna run for president while wearing Ray Bans the entire time

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Broke: having "network admin guy" in your profile
Woke: "Man with a VLAN"

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the virgin mary vs the chad mary magdalene

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vent/self-hatred 

~ meirl ~ feels inside™ 

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gotta say my opinion on podcasts has done a complete 180

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People say "do what you love" but honestly I think there might be some hidden value in doing something you don't give a rats ass about. I did what I loved and I ended up watching one of my heros eat a hot dog off the ground.

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bud they don't like "pleroma users" which apparently pisses off pleroma users because they put them there it's cool because I don't know why it's a bad idea sel..

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