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my stomach hurts it was a bad idea to eat an apple at twelve pm

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yall ever get a handful of chocolate chips and just go absolute apeshit on them

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I don't understand.. the kids these days.... What is a dab... What is the whipper and neighneigh

my stomach hurst that apple was a mistake

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one time i was super sleep deprived and the gps said to take a turn on komaeda road and i lost it

i dont like apples anymore i just choked on a piece of apple

apples are SO FUCKING SWEET AND GOOD!!!!!!!

fukc eating food im just going to eat apple

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