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Colonel Klink @flourish@mastodon.social

I am back from Germany and demo partying.,

There was not enough Harry Styles there.

Lt Cmdr Data: Finally, I have an emoji chip. Now I can finally experience life as the humans do!

(opens head, plugs chip, collapses)

Geordi: What? What do you see? Talk to me!

Data: 🍍🍍🍍🍍

I wish that Japanese memes/slang crossed over to those of us using roman characters the way French memes cross over to English speakers here

One of the most Gibsonian cyberpunk sights here at Revision, a demoparty with c. 750 people, was the guy carrying around a small piece of furniture, a flat file, full of vintage Commodore 64 SID chips he was selling, SID chips of both product numbers and of various production runs

there is a LOT of music going on in this 700-person hall full of computers right now

Boost this Toot if you're:
◻ American
◻ French
◻ Japanese
☑ A citizen of the cosmos, owing no allegiance to a people, country, or even planet. One who loves the entirety of space / time, basking in the radiance of eternity and sending love to all ❤ ✨

maybe I should move over to dolphin.town and enjoy eeeing

why am I in Germany while Harry Styles things are happening

oh yes, for a demo party

why am I the only Harry Styles fan both at this demo party AND on Mastodon

my heart weeps

MASTODON, DAY ???

There is still no other person using the hashtag

I feel bereft

Today I made a raspberry pi glitch camera using python. It takes a photo every 0.5sec and glitches it. I think it worked pretty well!

I'll open source it eventually.

Library used for glitches:
github.com/Xpktro/bndr

Here are some example images it generated:

creativity.cafe/media/7Hplw3mo creativity.cafe/media/IJEQSJg_ creativity.cafe/media/Kj5VFevq creativity.cafe/media/R5mr8n61

anyone else on masty planning on going to Revision next weekend? CALLING ALL SCENERS.

the world is really scary, and I am scared, and the most minor thing I am scared about is: what if the new Harry Styles single dropping in 5 hours is bad?

Dear Masty,

There is new Harry Styles music coming out at 3AM EST tomorrow (Friday)

I am not responsible for my toots in the meantime

what is the amoji for "trash fire"

RMS keeps tooting things like "Rape victims <url>" and "ISPs customers' data <url>" and "Taiwanese activist <url>" I am really weirded out by this format

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@flourish Garbage scow of niceness sounds like the most amazing description of a perfect internet utopia. Let's totally be trashy BFF cheerleaders.

i'm not apologizing for making my personal brand yelling about 1d on mastodon, i figure it's the best way for me to find other members of my species, like an orangutan making a mating call or something

HELLO, OTHER ANIMALS ADJACENT TO THE WATER HOLE, I AM BOY BAND TRASH, ARE U BOY BAND TRASH TOO