flussence 🦖 @flussence@mastodon.social

Alright I get to condense multiple pinned posts into this one I guess

My usercss for this site, I'll try to keep it up to date but no promises:
https://gitlab.com/snippets/1724570

Also a link to the full list of rubbish I upload there because it takes too many clicks to reach this URL from that one:
https://gitlab.com/users/flussence/snippets

Better do an #introductions post before I forget who I am

I:
🐧 run #Gentoo and do horrible things to it
🦋 was into #Perl6 before it was cool
🎄 own a weird keyboard
🖍 have barely any creative ability
🦔 like to go fast
�̢̗̜̀́̄ and break things
🗑🍝🐉🦎 am an endless abyss of Online garbage but usually contain it unless prompted
• came here on a whim, haven't done anything like this before, and don't know anyone

theme from M*A*S*H but nightcore

this has been your standard issue cursed post for june, thanks for playing

I don't consider software secure when its authors are acerbically insecure.

Trusting that gut feeling kept me safely away from grsecurity, I really need to apply it again.

just realised someone I'm following is administratively blocked from showing up on the public TL for anyone, most likely for incredibly fucking petty reasons

sometimes I see horribly depressed people on the fedi tl crying out into the void and I don't know what to do with that and just go blank and then it's gone as suddenly as it appeared

I know this fight is unwinnable but I picked it anyway cause come august they're all gonna be either gone or bringing their Lazy Entitled Twitter Attitude here directly and I ain't dealing with that shit

going into the #ff tag to see if I can find more vacant twitter crossposters to block

oh god I'm surrounded by weirdos and I'm simultaneously completely comfortable with that and uncomfortable with how comfortable I am

I'm "awake", whatever that means

urgh I've got 4 days to get on a normal sleep schedule

fucking Outside World Appointments

washing your hands is a sandwich

>randomly recall how I used to spend every friday playing doom2 with people
>go to their forums to be reminded how dead it is and how nothing's happened in over a year
>there's one post FROM TODAY
>it's just a stupid tech support thing

why is the universe trying to hurt me

🎶 🔥 if you wanna be my lava 🔥
💀 you gotta get rid of my friends 💀 🎶
#dewarmy

these screens are filthy as hell and I ain't taking it any more. brb

fun physics fact: nothing is truly “solid”, except for maybe black holes

just like in video games, if you're moving at close to light speed you can clip straight through walls. or you might explode into an atomic fusion fireball