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gonna move a bunch of follows to these other accounts I made, please excuse the notification beeps

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Yeah I do :


Chacha20
RSA users don't interact
You shouldn't roll your own
Poly1305
TLS is bad
OCSP is a mistake

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PRIVACY POLICY (another pinned post on my already cluttered profile because I don't want people feeling like I'm unapproachable) Show more

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Better do an post before I forget who I am

I:
๐Ÿง run and do horrible things to it
๐Ÿฆ‹ was into before it was cool
๐ŸŽ„ own a weird keyboard
๐Ÿ– have barely any creative ability
๐Ÿฆ” like to go fast
๏ฟฝฬ—ฬœฬ€ฬฬ„ฬข and break things
๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸฆŽ am an endless abyss of Online garbage but usually contain it unless prompted
โ€ข came here on a whim, haven't done anything like this before, and don't know anyone

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The Spectre-class L1TF/foreshadow exploit is interesting because it can recover *secure enclave* data. There are already patches but we should cancel SpecEx already. software.intel.com/security-so

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gonna move a bunch of follows to these other accounts I made, please excuse the notification beeps

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just for funsies i looked up some node forum software. nodebb! let's take a look at it and se-- oh.

"minimum requirements: 512 MB" ๐Ÿค”

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I've gone from Boring Default Character to Why Can't I Hold All These Logins in the past 20 mins

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I've been meaning to infodump about that but I'm gonna wait until I'm on a different instance

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this all feels like the first time I was on the internet

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I've got a bunch more of these saves floating around but they won't load in 1.13 cuz they're too old for it to recognise

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this one time we just made a giant hole underground

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wonder if I still have all those old minecraft worlds

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the list of people in a discord/mumble/skype voice chat is known as a "call stack" henceforth

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good night everyone, may your dreams be blessed by rabbits
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every time someone posts a phone screenshot on here i notice they're at 69% battery or 69ยฐF or whatever and I'm starting to wonder if this is some massive in-joke I'm not in on and there's just an app that makes it do that

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in this activity pub, there's a beard-glasses lumberjack hipster circa 2010, and he's all like, "my body is ready for salmon slaps"

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