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k, I'm officially outta here

@flussence ๐ŸŠ for more of this drivel (there's a redirect on this account so you might not notice I'm gone idk how it works)
@flussence ๐Ÿ‰ for stuff I wouldn't dare to post on here, like reasoned and polite conversation

(oops I shouldn't have posted this locked the first time, people might care but not enough to be following. derp)

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Yeah I do :


Chacha20
RSA users don't interact
You shouldn't roll your own
Poly1305
TLS is bad
OCSP is a mistake

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PRIVACY POLICY (another pinned post on my already cluttered profile because I don't want people feeling like I'm unapproachable) Show more

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Better do an post before I forget who I am

I:
๐Ÿง run and do horrible things to it
๐Ÿฆ‹ was into before it was cool
๐ŸŽ„ own a weird keyboard
๐Ÿ– have barely any creative ability
๐Ÿฆ” like to go fast
๏ฟฝฬ—ฬœฬ€ฬฬ„ฬข and break things
๐Ÿ—‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸฆŽ am an endless abyss of Online garbage but usually contain it unless prompted
โ€ข came here on a whim, haven't done anything like this before, and don't know anyone

@hak wouldnt it be nice if eugen didnt pretend that he was the end all be all creator of everything here

pleroma folks: update your instances NOW.

there is a serious denial of service vulnerability that is trivial to leverage: if an attacker sends an otherwise valid Activity to us without a valid ID, pleroma will wind up inserting a node into it's object graph with an empty ID.

if you cannot rebase your tree on latest, the necessary patches are here: https://git.pleroma.social/pleroma/pleroma/merge_requests/286.

๐Ÿ“ฃ Okay! Hello! Out there, can you hear me!

mastodon dot social is full! It is full. The vehicle is over capacity. Now I'm gonna have to ask some of you, give me some brave volunteers, we got all these other perfectly good instances. Just Export your followers and hop into one of those. This'll keep everything running on time and you'll make some new friends. Thank you so much.

meta, specifically this instance Show more

๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จย ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™จ๐™ฉย ๐™ง๐™š๐™ฆ๐™ช๐™ž๐™ง๐™š๐™จย ๐™–ย ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃย ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™ขย ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จย ๐™ฉ๐™คย ๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š๐™ฌ Show more

jeez, the local timeline over here is a garbage fire.

k, I'm officially outta here

@flussence ๐ŸŠ for more of this drivel (there's a redirect on this account so you might not notice I'm gone idk how it works)
@flussence ๐Ÿ‰ for stuff I wouldn't dare to post on here, like reasoned and polite conversation

(oops I shouldn't have posted this locked the first time, people might care but not enough to be following. derp)

oh dear, can't port all my follows over because one of the servers they're on has broken ssl

yeah okay, I guess this's gonna be my new main โ€œyelling into the voidโ€ account

The Spectre-class L1TF/foreshadow exploit is interesting because it can recover *secure enclave* data. There are already patches but we should cancel SpecEx already. software.intel.com/security-so

gonna move a bunch of follows to these other accounts I made, please excuse the notification beeps

just for funsies i looked up some node forum software. nodebb! let's take a look at it and se-- oh.

"minimum requirements: 512 MB" ๐Ÿค”

I've gone from Boring Default Character to Why Can't I Hold All These Logins in the past 20 mins

I've been meaning to infodump about that but I'm gonna wait until I'm on a different instance

this all feels like the first time I was on the internet

I've got a bunch more of these saves floating around but they won't load in 1.13 cuz they're too old for it to recognise

this one time we just made a giant hole underground

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