At least I remembered you gotta pull the stinger out. Shit huuuuuurts. Immediately better after pulling out the tiny needle the poor fucker left.

Show thread

Had a slow day at work.

Finally getta go have fun.

Step out of the car and immediately onto some poor honey bee he did the right thing and stung my ass. 🀦

Also, ouch. I forgot how much that shit hurts.

Seriously, the governor does the bare minimum and expects to be drowning in heaps of praise and back pats. Just like her idol.

Fuckin' eh, at least it got done finally. I wonder why she stalled for so long.

RT @DrantonMason@twitter.com

Members of The Satanic Temple can now be exempt from unnecessary anti-abortion rhetoric by excerising their right to perform an Abortion Ritual as laid out in the Religious Freedom Restoration Act
This is amazing news!!! Hail Satan! πŸ’–
@satanic_temple_@twitter.com

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/DrantonMason/statu

RT @iowacci@twitter.com

Iowa was the last state to hold a lifetime voting ban for people with felony convictions.

The E.O. came about because of the work of @DesMoinesBLM@twitter.com! Leaders who didn't even get invited to the signing.

Direct praise and accolades to the people. The young leaders of DSM did this! twitter.com/sgrubermiller/stat

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/iowacci/status/129

RT @CantripCandles@twitter.com

Why is it so difficult for folks to understand that our government should reflect the diversity of our nation?

Representatives of different backgrounds will be able to pull from varied experiences, and offer new insight.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/CantripCandles/sta

RT @Kingkeraun@twitter.com

I just got pulled over and for the first time i watched a white women record my whole traffic stop .

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Kingkeraun/status/

Show more
Mastodon

Server run by the main developers of the project 🐘 It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!