🔞 Fonda Dix 🍍 ʀᴇʙᴏᴏᴛɪɴɢ... @fondadix@mastodon.social

RT @timheidecker@twitter.com

I don’t want to pull focus from the Oprah interview but I am currently in a hot air balloon 30 miles off the coast of California and I have no idea how I’m going to get down safely

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/1368799122770161669

RT @makirollOFC@twitter.com

my natural hair is out pls be nice 🥺

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/makirollOFC/status/1368621436512972810

RT @helloalegria@twitter.com

the biggest mistake the British media made was going up against an american. there is no loyalty to the pre-existing order and Americans will happily expose every dirty secret. you think your media is bad? please your American cousins will FINISH this family just off principle

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/helloalegria/status/1368741921422782467

Also.

Tried to jump rope today. Quickly found out I smoke too much to jump rope.

Even if it's just me and the dogs. It's perfection to own a backyard that has privacy. Everyone should have this...

I can't describe or put into words how calming it is just to sit by a fire at night and actually see stars.

It's like a low-grade, continuous orgasm. Just bliss.

I can't describe or out into words how calming it is just to sit by a fire at night.

Only broke one nail between starting the fire and grilling.

I am a god.

RT @blaksyn@twitter.com

Hay.

Lots of followers ≠ Lots of income

Stop making assumptions about other SWers.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/blaksyn/status/1368683425968754689

RT @elisekennedyuk@twitter.com

boomers literally ran around reckless with undiagnosed mental illnesses, turned their noses up at therapy & medication, took 0 time to reflect on themselves as humans & then REPRODUCED? HUH??? hey no wonder we all make a big deal about mental health now bc we’d be DEAD otherwise

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/elisekennedyuk/status/1368730358892670976

Orion dancing his happy ass around my yard again.

First fire built by myself as an adult. 💪😏

Iowa is real fucking weird.

Someone looked at this and said "yep, that's it. That's the cover." Jfc.

A new photo shoot idea for @CreepyJTroll@twitter.com and I to do. 😂

Mom is hella into Simon & Garfunkel today and this album cover is killing me slowly. 😂😭

RT @elisekennedyuk@twitter.com

STOP ASKING SEX WORKERS TO GIVE YOU SERVICES FOR FREE

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/elisekennedyuk/status/1367867077617475591

RT @katya_zamo@twitter.com

Or they could give these rich fucks some Shrooms and a VR headset with a cool space video and use the rest of the money to give everybody on earth some fucking HEALTHCARE https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1368607643888218116

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/katya_zamo/status/1368612227872215042

RT @zuza_real@twitter.com

I love fact checking!!

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/zuza_real/status/1368527097749254147

Slow, but steady progress.

RT @TheFondaDix@twitter.com

I'm pretty determined to learn the witchcraft that good makeup entails.

I'm no longer fucking around on any level.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/TheFondaDix/status/1368433221269139457