It's so fucking bizarre, I wake up on Monday, do my thing, next thing I know it's Friday.

Been so πŸƒ I've been time traveling apparently.

RT @GirlbotDiv@twitter.com

When Americans say "If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to order in" we mean it.

Even with tips our workers are underpaid and overworked.
If people scream at them they just gotta.. take it. And apologize. And then get paid poverty wages about it. πŸ’”

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/GirlbotDiv/status/

Our neighbor just yelled at me for having no trespassing signs. 2 of them, one on the gate then one waaay down on the fence.

"WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS NO TRESPASSING SIGN?"

You just said it when you asked the question...like? What do you think they could POSSIBLY mean?

Okay! Filming tomorrow night after my doc check up. Got a custom or two to knock out then I'm gonna edit 'em up and send them out.

RT @VALbundyFTM@twitter.com

🧠Gettin brain like a zombie.. from what sounds like a zombie?🧠 so.. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ‘¨β€πŸ«

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/VALbundyFTM/status

πŸ‘€

RT @AnneOrtelee@twitter.com

6:35pm EDT: Jupiter enters Pisces. It's a sneak peek of the film that is going to be running all next year. Watch for things expanding radically, till we get to July 28, when Jupiter retrogrades back into Aquarius for the rest of the year. Pay attention!

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/AnneOrtelee/status

Gold standard has change.

1. Be honest & open about your testing.

...then everything else.

RT @sluttyscreaming@twitter.com

The gold standard has become:

1. Can you make me laugh?/Is making people laugh your job?
2. Can you finger/eat pussy well?
3. Do you seem like a genuinely decent human being?

...that's it. That's how you fuck hot sluts imo.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/sluttyscreaming/st

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