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CW: kink 

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holy fuck it used to take 35 minutes to load and now it took like, 10 or 12 at most

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me: *punches computer* what is my instance
computer: fuck you ass hole
me: *throws a chair at wall* how do i make an instance
computer: got o hell

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the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

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Bad news this site has been purchased by the Goldfish company and tooting is now “Flavor Blasting”

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Just ate a slice of bread Boost if you've ever eaten bread

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UNITED STATES OF 

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*circles "become gay" on a whiteboard*

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The mastodon desktop experience is just using four phones at once. It's great if you really like phones

you, stupid: i am horny, on main me, an intellectutal: 

masta blasta is short for mastodon blastodon

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