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no callout posts if u dont like someone then u go to their house and kill them

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officer I have never seen that heterosexual before in my life it's not mine I swear

south texas has the best rest stops in the world and u cant convince me othetwise

dont u love it when it rains and ur yard becomes a protected oregon wetland

i wish there was a funny
man word for dick like vagina has coochie

LGBT stands for

Let’s
Guillotine
Billionaires
Today

turns out i have a $500 pokemon card that i got when i was a kid sooo.....

honestly if you don't use heart emojis are you even gay

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i got a lot of currencies...... (can't find my Turkish money tho :/) (pic is money i guess)

I’m always everything on main. I don’t have the discipline to maintain an intricate set of alts

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