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my name is bruno (pronounced "broo-noo") or 411 ("four-eleven").

i'm a 🌟 cool guy on the internet 🌟. he/him user.

anyways, i got bullied at school for being 🌈 mentally ill 🌈, something i have to tell everyone so they know my tragic backstory and maybe give me their pity follow. a guy needs his clout, after all.

have a day!

very cool graf scribble for @SapphicGiraffic !
i dont know anything about skateboards but this felt right

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please read all tomorrows please read all tomorrows please read all tomorrows

i should be allowed to jack off without suffering derisive laughter

asking for money help, boosts needed :boost_ok: 

hello!

i need $16 for my planned parenthood appointment, $50 for groceries, and $80 for medical weed

i didn't get the 2nd and 3rd stimulus because my abusive parents claimed me as a dependent to steal them. i tried filing my taxes but they got rejected, and the credit card application i needed to confirm my identity got rejected too, so i'm gonna be calling the IRS at some point when i have the energy and such

i've been trying to find a job video editing or something, i can't work anywhere facing the public because i have asthma and if i catch covid i'll die excruciatingly

paypal: paypal.me/v33b33

cashapp: cash.app/$vantablack420

venmo: venmo.com/vantablack420

thank you so much for saving my life multiple times and continuing to keep me alive, fediverse!!! :black_sparkles: :blacker_heart:

#MutualAid #TransCrowdFund

fellas it's not gay to touch dicks in the shed when nobody's looking it's just friendship

whats yup youptube. for my next human brain in a jar project, im gonna be growing a human brain in this DELIGHTFUL antique jar. this was sent in to me by WealthyPickle74 who runs the vintage jellys and preserves emporium website since 2002 & was on the team that authored the original heinz smart contract back in 2023. as you can see, he's sent us a hefty piece of glassware here, so today i think we can say for sure that we're gonna be growing a pretty intelligent brain today folks!

Breaking news! God is real! We all are real! God is Real! You are Real! You are Real! We all cry now

Look at this picture. It's perfect and untouched and I want to take it again :blobsob:

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