Transition, mental health, UK health care, (Please read if you're a UK trans person on private transition health care) 

Bible: Angels look like a giant wheel of flame.
Renaissance painter: This one looks like my sexy boyfriend.
Bible: No! They have a hundred eyes!
Painter: Cute babies?

printer printer
yes ADMINISTRATOR
out of ink?
yes ADMINISTRATOR
telling lies?
no ADMINISTRATOR
open your cartridges
ha ha ha

CW selfies, eye contact, weight loss 

Before Watchmen: Rorschach has BAD ASS DIALOGUE because remember, Alan Moore said if any of his fans idolized Rorschach to get the FUCK away from him.

ahahahahahahahahaa, ahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAAHH

Well my girlfriend’s application was denied so we gotta fucking appeal now. That’s cool. It costs £1400 to appeal. Feel kind of dead now.

l-l-l-l-look at you, hacker. a pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone. panting and sweating as you r-r-run through my corridors. how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

@foxalive555 he has brain damage and a goofy eye so he’s in captivity. I love him.

I don’t know the original source for this but this is exactly like how my idiot dog is

How do you tag someone who’s on a different instance? Or even just toot directly at them?

Oh since there’s more people on here now can someone rt this in case more of my Twitter mutuals have since signed up, please & thanks

If anyone has any experience with hair dye I’d actually really like to know why this happened, we pre-bleached and everything. mastodon.gamedev.place/@ravenn

An attempt to die my hair violet was made. Dark blue was the result instead.

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