ok got married and camped out with some cheetahs

that’s the coolest thing i’ll ever get to say

just here redownloading like a TB of video games and deleting them and redownloading them because fuck the man and their hidden data caps

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I ate in a dining room. I do not see the bliss in this.

— Thob Ocîguzol, mayor

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priest: the father
me: [whispering to my wife] he means god
priest: the son
me: thats jesus
priest: and the holy ghost
me: slimer

problems w new spider-man game:
1) you’re a cop
2) spider-man is written like dean venture

also lmao wsj.com/articles/elon-musk-fac

"The billionaire entrepreneur began head-butting the front end of a car on the assembly line."

brb checking the bird site to see how many Musk fans are leaping in front of this one to take a bullet for their broken-minded hero

destiny 2 expansion is out and i am incapable of learning lessons AMA

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"Mind staying a little later this afternoon to help testing this new feature?"

ME:

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sorry in advance for random boosts from other instances i am extremely bad at scrolling thru shit on this iphone i guess

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RT @mikerugnetta@twitter.com “Wherever per-person Facebook use rose to one standard deviation above the national average, attacks on refugees increased by about 50 percent.”

nytimes.com/2018/08/21/world/e

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mikerugnetta/statu

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remember when facebook did unethical social contagion experiments on its users without consent and found that negative emotions spread faster than positive emotions do

just asking, no reason

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oh my god can boring ass functional products like email please stop randomly changing their look every three years

it really doesn't matter people still hate you and the fact that they need you daily

oh wait i get it these people are nihilists

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When you google a programming issue and find your own StackOverflow answer

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