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My tips for cutting your own bangs:
1. Get scissors you use only for hair
2. Hold the scissors vertically
3. Give yourself like three minutes to do it and then say, "it looks fine," because it probably does

My husband just asked Alexa if the pants he was wearing made him look fat.

Ha! I hid the pills in pill pockets you fool! Mwahaha! Sucker!
(Psst ... Seriously though, I am SO glad they worked.)

I usually love along the river. However today’s 10K was sadly punctuated by a bazillion cops and first responders on the trail looking for a person who’d just jumped off the bridge. The river is pretty rough right now and it was near freezing. 💔

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@lapis How to mend small holes in tee shirts:
youtube.com/watch?v=vvDdzD5pF3

How to darn a hole in a sock:
youtube.com/watch?v=yi_J8YeQkw

Similar technique but this time with an embroidery hoop to mend the crotch of a pair of jeans:
youtube.com/watch?v=0bdIPVc1Mk

Another good video on darning by hand:
youtube.com/watch?v=fMiBLZ-COl

Don't get confused if you look at other videos that teach machine darning since that is a completely different technique.

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who the fuck called it a “grenade” and not “fruit of the boom”

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“We knew that something was amiss in the first couple days,” said Brad Lister. “We were driving into the forest and at the same time both Andres and I said: ‘Where are all the birds?’ There was nothing.”

Insect collapse: ‘We are destroying our life support systems’ | Environment | The Guardian
theguardian.com/environment/20

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Trying to follow other users from different instances and I cannot. I get the following 'an error occurred', so vague. Anyone else having this issue? Trying to following some news bots. (The Verge, Washington Post, BBC, etc...)

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Putting my bins out in the standard #Australian configuration, with recycling and kangaroos separated from general waste.

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1919: my husband is mining gold in Klondike
2019: my wife is mining diamonds in Minecraft

Because I’m in need of optimal self care right now, I am already in bed.

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I rarely link to Twitter but when I do, it's worth it: dreamgrave is watching TNG through his smartphone's camera filter and the result is precious.

🐦 twitter.com/dreamgrave/status/

I mean look at this stuff.

Ok, I swear I’m going to school now. Later Masto-geeks.

My phone is at 39% at 9:30 am. WTF. I really need to replace this phone’s battery soon.

@TheoEsc Chris Hauth is on the Rich Roll podcast this week discussing winter fitness. He coached Rich through 3 Ultraman championships and they did the Ötillö swimrun together.
itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/th

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