Possessed network infrastructure:
What exactly is this switch trying to tell me? 😂
You know what time it is, little switch?
@fribbledom there are seven devices connected, but they go to devices in a multiverse which we can't see
it tells it powered
@fribbledom That it's sick.
@fribbledom A C T I V A T E D
@fribbledom That there's 7 wires you cannot see. 👻
A hub?! I don't think I've seen one in the past 15 years or so 😆
No, this is a switch, supposedly business grade even. No over-volting either, this thing is just fucked by the looks of it.
Nice pic, love the colors! 😊
@fribbledom It's message is precisely:
Ports link state is forced ON
Log in and check settings.
Sadly, no. This thing just seems dead.
Sadly they do go bad sometimes. Have fun with the hammer, you’ll feel better
@fribbledom those ports are for wifi
@fribbledom the netgear factory reset of DOOM!
@fribbledom (hit the defaults button for 30 secs, power cycle and keep holding the button for 5 secs while it comes back online)
Thanks, will give it a shot!
@fribbledom "I'm a netgear"
@fribbledom with no context I thought this was about bdsm
@fribbledom RMA time?
More like hammer-time 😂
It is a good one, after all 😆 The scene and the entire movie!
@fribbledom ghost in the secure shell?
@fribbledom It looks pretty.
@fribbledom Schrödinger's network
to 'lighten up, chum'
@fribbledom I think it's trying to tell you that it's Christmas season.
@fribbledom can I have some of your invisible cables please?
@fribbledom Maybe just wants to say Hello.
@fribbledom currently in uplink to V.I.C.K.I
That it likes green neon.
@fribbledom wifi ports on 😂
@fribbledom That switch is warning you that there is too much static electricity around still. (IMO)
@fribbledom I have a similar model. All the LEDs turn on briefly while it's booting, so maybe it got stuck in that state. If it can't be recovered, contact Netgear and they should replace it free of charge.
@fribbledom you need to unplug the wifi cables
@fribbledom your download is completed.
@fribbledom It's really broken? :)
@fribbledom that christmas came early?
@fribbledom WHY OH WHY HAVE YOU TRUNKED ALL VLANS ON ONE CABLE IT HURTS
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