The problem with your code is that it's doing exactly what you told it to do.
@Motodrachen @fribbledom Poorly defined terminals on my school's pneumatic DCVs left my team in confusion a few times! 
@fribbledom Compiler/interpreter bugs, OS bugs, hardware bugs, etc. are very rare. However, they do happen. But much more common is that you are saying the wrong thing.
@fribbledom pff someone's never thrown anything at a wall because there's a bug in the language itself =P
@fribbledom Garbage in, garbage out, right?
@fribbledom Ha! Except in the case of compiler bugs, anyway. :)
@fribbledom I feel extremely called out by this statement. and it's probably good to remember.
@fribbledom I can't remember how many times I screamed into the void “Do what I meant, not what I said!”
@fribbledom Wiring allegory: If it ain't working like it should, it ain't wired like it's supposed to be'