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You know those movies, where someone sweatily tries to defuse a bomb, with a ticking timer right next to it... and then manages to do it the very second before it goes off?

Yeah, I've just entered a one-time auth token πŸ˜…

"Trump does not plan to step down with dignity"

Well, why start now?

I've been working with C++ for almost 25 years now.

My first reaction when I open a C++ file still is:

Yuck, gross πŸ˜‚

uspol - A tie? 

It's 2020 and I expect the simulation to shut down if it comes to this πŸ˜‚

"Presidential spiritual adviser Paula White is currently leading an impassioned prayer service..."

Presidential spiritual WHAT?!

It's really getting harder for me to take any of this shit seriously.

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You use bitbucket.org at work? You like to use the command line?
Check out my new project github.com/craftamap/bb, which just got it's first release! πŸ“£πŸŽ‰πŸ’ͺ
create and view PRs, manage downloads and many cool things coming soon!

uspol - There goes the neighborhood 

When the neighbors really want you to move asap... πŸ˜‚

Pro-tip: readme-scribe is markscribe wrapped as a GitHub Action!

You can use this to automatically generate an awesome GitHub profile page!

github.com/muesli/readme-scrib

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πŸŽ‰ Here its is, markscribe v0.3.0!

Your favorite markdown generator just got smarter:

🌟 Support for the GoodReads API
🌟 Template helpers to reverse sort order and "humanize" timestamps

More here: github.com/muesli/markscribe

Deleted code is bug-free with 100% test coverage.

I rate my current back pain a solid 8 out of 10.

OUCH!

πŸŽ‰ duf v0.5.0 is out, the user-friendly 'df' alternative!

🌟 Support for path arguments to limit output to specific devices
🌟 Added --only flag to show only specific device groups
🌟 Better handling for Docker overlays
🌟 ...many other small improvements!

Get it here: github.com/muesli/duf

Oven-fresh, warm Brezen πŸ₯¨ with Nutella.

Try it out, you can thank me later 😊

"There's been some recent discussion about whether the X server is abandonware. As the person arguably most responsible for its care and feeding over the last 15 years or so, I feel like I have something to say about that."

ajaxnwnk.blogspot.com/2020/10/

Took me a moment to see the hidden Easter egg in this one... πŸ˜†

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