RT @GailOllis@twitter.com: On Saturday I achieved a small but significant ambition: queuing for the ladies' toilet at a tech conference. I seriously doubted it would happen in my tech conference lifetime, but it did - at

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/GailOllis/status/1

"Spiders blamed after broken siren played creepy nursery rhymes randomly at night to UK townsfolk" - quite the headline. boingboing.net/2018/09/17/spid

if you underclock your CPU frequency does it increase the amount of torque it can deliver

if I had a smash mouth cover band I'd call it smush mush

RT @Wahday44@twitter.com: After years of searching I finally found my Tamagotchi.
He has a wife and 2 daughters.
Owns a plumbing business out in Scottsdale.
Doesnt want anything to do with me.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Wahday44/status/10

RT @roxiqt@twitter.com: FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1025

RT @Andrew_Taylor@twitter.com: Introducing my brand new UI paradigm: word easing.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Andrew_Taylor/stat

RT @iucounu@twitter.com: They open the mysterious black sarcophagus and inside it's David Bowie, alive and well. He then sets about repairing the timeline using the occult knowledge he won through trickery in the Underworld

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/iucounu/status/101

RT @lerikscline@twitter.com: Someone had an accident outside my office that I can only assume was time-travel-related.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/lerikscline/status

RT @sharpproject@twitter.com: This weekend is MAKE | TEST | PLAY here at - two days celebrating digital creativity across gaming & coding with & @McrCoderDojo@twitter.com πŸ•ΉοΈπŸŒ»

To find out more click thesharpproject.co.uk/make-tes - both events are free to attend but you'll need to register 🐝

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/sharpproject/statu

At @McrGirlGeeks@twitter.com . These labels on the lanyards (@CareLabels4) are a great idea by @ZoeEBreen@twitter.com with art from @AngieOkChan@twitter.com

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