I picked up Norwegian again on duolingo... Ha det!!

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Live footage of me on this good Thursday morning : :AAAAAA:

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i miss my cat.. i hope shes doin good.. if ur readin this kitty............................... how did u do that

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excuse me but where is the nearest telephone pole? i need to make a call .. i can only do this if i make it to the top. no reason or anything i just wanna call to tell someone that i did it

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accidentally asked my barber for an uppercut instead of an undercut and now my nose is bleeding

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hate when ppl ask me where i see myself next new years... like come on i dont have 2020 vision!

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anyone wanna explain why they thought bird box was a good movie? watched it yesterday and meh

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the secret to picking up girls is to become strong enough to lift them

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talking about videogame character's underpants situation Show more

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If you wear glasses, are they clean? Take a moment and clean them up so you can see a little better.

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Sometimes the best self care is doing that hard thing you've been putting off.

i'm actually cleaning, sorry for using up the last miracle in the world guys xoxo

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Listen to an audiobook. librivox.org/ has free, public domain books recorded by volunteers.

that high rez pic of isabelle dabbing is whats getting me through life y'all

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here is a 3000x3000 resolution model of isabelle dabbing

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