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do not toot gently into that good night
boost, boost against the tooting of the right

🌍 Earth: I shall have a nice stable Jet Stream to help regulate my climate

👨‍👨‍👦 Humans: 🚗 🚚 🚐 🚙 🚛 🚙 🚗

🌍 Earth: :oh_no: 〜oh no

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so we have a student who we asked to train a VAE to generate memes. he was showing us his newest model, which has problems with mode collapse, and was only outputting one thing over and over again (I swear I am not making this up):

"one does not simply make memes"

exercising my good & normal brain by talking about game of thrones around the ol' virtual water cooler

SEN AMNES KLOBUCHAR (1855): I believe that slaves should be able to deposit their excess wages in a tax advnataged burlap sack which they can use to buy wagon wheels and 10¢ parcels of land in the western territories

CENTRIST (dying of consumption): this makes sense. I love this

🔮retoot this and il tell you how you die

finally watching a longplay of silent hill 2 and encountered the cutscene where a guy is throwing up in a toilet for 5 straight minutes in incredible auditory detail

in unrelated news I am currently doubled over at my desk, too nauseous to work and waiting to die

somebody uploaded this picture to genius dot com to explain the lyric "living on a cloud above an island in my mind" and I am s c r e am . in g

my favorite coffee shop stopped doing pourovers today. also the barista said that she had been waiting to "break my heart" because I'm "the pourover guy". this one two punch has led to my death thank you for your prayers at this time

(thinking what indie bands would be called if they started in the 50s) Franz Ferdinand and His Franztastical Ferdiband

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