Julia Schiero / Nebula 💙 @funnypanja@mastodon.social

Währenddessen bei mir um die Ecke: "Zum 01.08.2019 haben wir sämtliche Einweg Dosen und Einweg Plastikflaschen aus dem Sortiment genommen und sind ein großes wirtschaftliches Risiko eingegangen."

https://www.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/anteil-der-einwegflaschen-steigt-weiter-a-1287329.html

@Bells
WF queenieeegoldstein

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn't have a cell phone
and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and
labeled it “David's jitterbug” (for those of you that don't know jitterbugs are
phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the
other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button
on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have
to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of
his office

ZG queenieeegoldstein

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the
department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have
to take this’ and left

B beka-tiddalik

David's co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying
a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

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OH MY GOD I WOULD TOTALLY DO THIS!
@OCRbot

*yells from the rooftops* CALLING FOR SOMEONE TO FACE CONSEQUENCES FOR THEIR SHITTY BEHAVIOUR IS NOT CENSORSHIP.

I really wish the demon of censorship wasn't invoked every time someone is called out for saying something awful.

some chucklefuck: they/them is ungrammatical

me, very sexy: when put ur money where ur mouth is and start using the singular thou/thy/thine u pretentious nerd

ich brauche bitte nochmal Hilfe beim Reflektieren: ich möchte möglichst keine Termine mehr mit jemandem planen, bei denen ich und andere relevante Probleme kriegen wenn sie abgesagt werden, weil die Person aufgrund einer Behinderung ca. 1/5 der vereinbarten Termine spontan absagen muss. ich versuche so zu planen, dass ich mich freuen kann, wenn sie hilft. Aber weniger so, dass ich auf sie angewiesen bin.

Just putting it out there: if anyone ever wants help - debugging, problem-solving, tutoring, whatever - with the Linux CLI (bash/ksh93, GNU coreutils..., vi, emacs, sed, awk) and/or git, I'll help.

I won't make you feel bad for anything you don't already know. I promise. (Nobody ever should.)

I'll reiterate every once in a while. Boosts appreciated!

Why is there always a gate around cemeteries? Because people are always dying to get in.

Ich würde gerne in #Berlin eine Art Aussenstelle von @computertruhe betreiben. Wer von euch Lust hat mit zumachen meldet sich bitte bei mit unter info@yosijo.de oder hier. Ich würde ab jetzt ca. 1-2 Wochen warten und wenn genug sich Gemeldet haben ein Treffen Organisieren.

What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement.

Wer von euch geht Freitag nach Köln oder Aachen zur Demo und mag zusammen gehen?

/r/conspiracy is a subreddit where people conspire against Jews and pretend the opposite

in general, historically speaking, talk of a Jewish conspiracy is always a pretext for an actual conspiracy against Jews

Aus der Zwischenzeit:
"Lkw unter Oberleitung. Aber richtig!"

http://twitter.com/sweekbat/status/1172955352343732225 "My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night"

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!

Spain braces for fourth election in as many years as deadline looms www.theguardian.com/world/2019… #Spain #PedroSánchez #Worldnews #Europe