american dentist: you didn't floss? you fool. you absolute imbecile. you will never understand the horrors you have unleashed.

british dentist: it's fine, no one really flosses, just try to do it a bit more ok

not every day you put on a random tv show and see your downstairs neighbor in it I guess!

think I just discovered that my downstairs neighbor is a famous actor

Today, I've decided to be lazy. It feels great.

It's leg day. Not really relevant, no connection there at all.

too tired to play video games, not tired enough to sleep

3.5 of my work hours today were sitting in meetings,,,

@theoutrider also some guy was like "give this game permission to access my data storage lmao you must be kidding"

like, my man, how did you think you were going to get the game

@theoutrider our ios game gets reviews like this:

"★☆☆☆☆ *No* · Why do you need your Apel id"

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@SilencingTrees siden jeg har lærte det forste, jeg finder svensk og norsk svært, og jeg finder dansk perfekt, men, selvfolgelig jeg har en kartoffel mund nu

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