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Other acceptable causes of death in Florida :

1) Run over by own monster truck.
2) Canned beer overdose
3) Eaten by Bath Salts Zombie
4) Being black in the wrong place at the wrong time
5) Hit by drag racer
6) Crushed by car while working on it
7) Mauled by pitbulls
8) Lack of health insurance or no access to medical care
9) Lightning
10) Random stupidness involving a boat

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@galacticstone @bstacey This is art, exemplifying Florida culture. Thank you for this.

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