With Krita being as good as it is and Blender 2.8 looking like it's gonna be rad as hell, it's a good time to use FOSS art stuff.

At some point, the NPM community will have to reckon with the fact that they've painted themselves into a corner with a design which makes long-term maintenance really expensive.

The knight looked at the purring pile, and turned to the dragon.
"You hoard cats?"
"Aren't they sweet?"
"You can't sleep on a hoard of cats!"
"Of course not. They usually sleep on me."
"You are their hoard?"
"Why so concerned with labels?"
"I don't want to fight you."
"So don't."

"In most card games, the best card is the credit card." -- Day[9]

And this is why I'll never be competitive in a card game.

The most excellent and lamentable tragedy of Flat UI Design, in two acts.

woke up in the middle of the night with the epiphany that I should deem all my sorry, unfinished, abandoned projects as “practice” & now feelin liberated af

This is the single greatest triumph of technology over itself, boost if you agree.

health insurance 

I always get legitimately pissed off whenever anything related to health insurance comes up.

Firstly, because I have to deal with it at all. Secondly, because it's all so stupid and set up to screw over everyone.

The per-paycheck cost is more than double if you have a domestic partner rather than a married spouse. It's almost 50% more than coverage for a FULL FAMILY. That's insane.

“Detective Pikachu, you’re a loose cannon! Why the hell did you think it was ok to use Thunder Shock on that criminal’s nuts?”

*Pikachu takes a long drag on a cigarette*

“It’s super effective”

bet: the link to this tweet won't work in two years

when the boss tells us to deprioritize fixing tech debt "so we can ship more product features"

The coolest part about deltarune is that there will be no Linux version before the spoiler embargo is over so I can look forward to everyone loudly declaring that they are honoring TobyFox's wishes today ruining the whole thing for me before I can play.

"A trick or treat!" he called with glee.
"A ghost, how cute!" they said.
He took the candy, but his treat
Was being seen, though dead.
The eve he could walk free.

you, a reasonable human being: software is really bad, wow. maybe developers should try harder?

me, a software developer, shivering with anxiety, sublime text open with twelve projects: I M T R Y I N G

You have been visited by margaret hamilton. Fast code and moon landings will come to you but only if you boost this toot

First you turn "favourite" into "like", then you make "like" do stupid shit, then you have to remove the "like" because it does stupid shit :thounking:

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