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The Belko Experiment would have been a much more satisfying film experience if instead of a Battle Royale riff, it was instead office workers' heads exploding when they did stupid things.

"PLEASE REMOVE ME FROM THIS EMAIL" he replied-all to the last dozen reply-alls. BOOM!

"Hmm, this email seems legit, I'll send them my passwords it's asking for." BOOM!

"Why yes, I would like to take this sales call about toner cartridges!" BOOM!

And so on.

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