The Belko Experiment would have been a much more satisfying film experience if instead of a Battle Royale riff, it was instead office workers' heads exploding when they did stupid things.
"PLEASE REMOVE ME FROM THIS EMAIL" he replied-all to the last dozen reply-alls. BOOM!
"Hmm, this email seems legit, I'll send them my passwords it's asking for." BOOM!
"Why yes, I would like to take this sales call about toner cartridges!" BOOM!
And so on.
This story about the dog who survived the wildfires (with his goats) is so heartwarming! (via dog_rates on twitter.)
I'm Drastic in various places, and this is my sure-to-be-dust-covered-account in this here socially mammoth thingie.