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thinking of making a popular service then actually shadowbanning conservatives

i challenge any man who thinks that my 7 handsome border collies are too loud through-out the day to a round of Minecraft, the game of kings

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is garfiald still up tell him heello from me

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cant wait until capitalism is overthrown so i can talk so much shit. absolutely no one will be spared

Once I came to visit my gf who was working as an au pair. We were having dinner with the four year old italian boy she was in charge of and he tapped her on the shoulder like "i wanna tell you a secret". She leaned in and he told her and she laughed. I asked her what he said and it turned out he said "i have a big head. And little hands."

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y'all remember 9/11? lol that was some wild shit..

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there are fat butt diseased chicks in your area, and they want to fuck!!

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looking for a career where I don't have to suffer under capitalism. Anyone got any leads?

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At this point the number of times todd has been referred to as "todd" definitely outweighs the number of times people have called him his real name

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why suck toes when you can be sucking my dick, which is the size and shape of a toe, and also has a nail of it's own

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alright mastodon its friday, let's have some fun! tag your friends! Ive tagged mine, they're in this !

@leonthotsky
@nuttgodd
@jzs42069

@LuigiEsq
@em
@Pepsi

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putting in you're earphones is the real life version of muting a thread

toots are art. im pissed off at how hard they are to search right now because man, its been a month since we lot moved here and theres been so many bangers. ill remember you all forever

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