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@illnessideology The Illest Id - just a disgusting rancid erection
@nuttgodd the Slime Sprayer
@pisschrist Pissy Jesus's Jizz Jug (aka, Time To Turn The Other Cheek)
@wintgenstein Tractatus Logico-Sexologicus
@remulacfrommars Martian Mist Machine ("Martian Mist" because when you cum it sprays in a cloud of tiny droplets)
@dayglochainsaw The Socialist Spunker
@zoey Zoey's Zany Dizco Ztick
@evan Herman's Hose
@LuigiEsq The Green Girther
@ADUB Homer's Simpson
@apow Shiny Sheep Schlong
@realmaxkeeble The Floridian Firehose
@bryn The Fifth Beatle
@AssDemon The Demonic Dong
@Duende John Marston (your dick is john marston, from red dead redemption)
@knownrobes Luke's Love Muscle
@starwall Martin the Meat Monster
@JohnBrownJr Brown John Jr
@EdgarAllanFoe The Raven, But Instead Of Saying Stuff He Just Spits Jizz (its a long name)
@muckingthefast The Salami Sword
@frinkeldoodle The Frisky Flute
@erosdiscordia Wankey Noodle
@odyssey98 The Cyclops
@Quixote171 Sancho Peenza
@Authoritimmy The Fuck Piston
@ItsJenNotGabby Djenn's Djinn
@Pizza Wet Winston
@Lumb The Righteous Rod
@garfiald rubbing my hands looking forward to this
@garfiald i've always suspected my dick is Freudian
@garfiald No need, Door Busting Laser Cannon already has a great name.
@garfiald i was boutta say fuck you mean "slim"
@garfiald thanks i love it
@garfiald thank you. me and Michael appreciate it
@garfiald I love it. Mmm.
@garfiald my dick is called Admiral Johnson
@garfiald I need this extra cursed condom for my Demonic Dong
@garfiald thrilled with this ty x
@garfiald I better not
@garfiald it's true, my dick is huge and eats a shitload of eggs
@garfiald gross, I love it
@garfiald nice. i love salami.
@garfiald Nailed it.
@garfiald a Demonic Dildo. Perfect.
@garfiald I love it thanks
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