boost this toot and I'll give your dick a name

@pisschrist Pissy Jesus's Jizz Jug (aka, Time To Turn The Other Cheek)

@remulacfrommars Martian Mist Machine ("Martian Mist" because when you cum it sprays in a cloud of tiny droplets)

@Duende John Marston (your dick is john marston, from red dead redemption)

@EdgarAllanFoe The Raven, But Instead Of Saying Stuff He Just Spits Jizz (its a long name)

@garfiald No need, Door Busting Laser Cannon already has a great name.

@garfiald I need this extra cursed condom for my Demonic Dong

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