sitting on my own dick and cumming inside my ass, and nine months later giving birth to myself out of my ass
This is literally the funniest toot I've ever written if you don't fave and boost this I'm blocking your ass
still every bit as good as the day i posted it
@garfiald how does all this tie into hijinx that pester John? Pestering john is still a job of yours.
@garfiald and thus the first exhibit of jurassic park was born
@garfiald gonna like n boost all ur toots apart from this one
@harry you disgust me
@garfiald do u think some people read ur toots with an american accent? that shit cray aint it jay
@harry at this point everyone knows I'm British and/or has heard my voice but I have heard that people read my shit in Lorenzo music or bill Murray's voice which is ok In my book
@garfiald surely only a yank could produce such a gem as "sufjan stevens' middlesex"
@harry I'm glad you enjoyed that bit. It was pretty funny to me
@garfiald once i got the joke u better believe that i was howlin
@garfiald they grow up so fast
@garfiald so how is it having a three month old assbaby
@Spacedrake we're growing and learning everyday. they have so much to teach me and it's a blessing
@garfiald nah, this one’s timeless
@garfiald block me then
@garfiald someone plz photoshop the kitty leg to be orange
@wintgenstein I mean if your telling me to stop posting shouldn't the human hand be the orange kitty leg
@garfiald yes that makes much more sense
@garfiald what's the plot synopsis of freddy got fingered doing here
@garfiald so wait does this make you a top or a bottom
@garfiald This is hot tub time machine all over again
@garfiald the human boooology is fascinating
@garfiald thank god this got boosted again, my day is improved
@garfiald still hate this one
@garfiald that’s cool
@garfiald this might be the worst post
@jacethechicken glad u like it queen
@garfiald Fuck off garf I'm trying to eat
@inkblot_sandwiches not a chance
@garfiald '—All You Zombies—' (Robert Heinlein, 1959)
@garfiald Some real "I'm Sorry, Jon" territory there, friend.
@garfiald you could have carried yourself to term in the time since this post, coward
@garfiald legendary toot
@garfiald which anime is this?
@garfiald GARF WHY
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