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not only does mastodon have fewer nazis than twitter, the posts are straight up better. where on birdsite are you gonna find shit like "sorry bro, we can't go to taco bell. my dog is fucking wasted and my license is suspended"

@garfiald the one thing we're missing is kanye showerthoughts

@garfiald
birdsite: maybe one good post a day if you're lucky, it's usually something that got super popular and you'll be seeing it for weeks
here: at least one post in three is good, so what the hell

@garfiald
You post that on Twitter and taco bell will directly reply to you and idk offer free delivery on Postmates

@garfiald sorry bro, we can't go to taco bell. my dog is fucking wasted and my license is suspended

@sadgirl *offers pets and hugs* omg do it up GROSS EGGY LIZZY IS GROSS.

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