OK just got my penis unstuck from inside the cogs of 2018!! now, time to gentle pull it out of the year.... oh FUCK tekashi69 just stepped onto my bellend, telling me to let my nuts hang!
ok he's finally stepped off after i performed a perfect rendition of "This Is America" from memory... its fucking lucky that he caught me on a good day... anyway, if i can just get my benis past louis ck and kevin spacey desperately grabbing at it like its gonna give them their relevance back, i just mite be able to bring my cock into 2019 with the rest of me!!!
@Lumb hey lumb!!
You doin okay bud,
@Lumb he'll yeah just saved my "dick and balls" from the year which as just passed. how you doin?
Oic that’s cool
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