Mastodon Instances: Explained
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@garfiald wheres knzk.......
@citrustwee knzk is for normies
@firstname.lastname@example.org this seems highly accurate to me...but then again idk much..im not Mr. Accurate...nor am I Mrs. Accurate....
@garfiald Wait. There's an instance called olds.town and my internet-senior self has NOT been invited?!
[sulks for the rest of Feb.]
@amylsacks im pretty sure you can get in if you're old enough. i can @ the admin if you like?
@garfiald Thanks, Doll. But not necessary. I'm already over-committed & was just teasing.
@garfiald I fail to see how any of these are wrong. lmao
@garfiald what subreddit have you found now garf
@neufv im just having fun online, why'd you gotta turn it into an occasion to bully me
@garfiald im bullying you lovingly. do you want some green tea
@neufv i would like some advice
@garfiald i have a bit of that as well, but we’re almost out
@neufv theres a hair at the back of my throat, should i drink water to swallow it or reach down and probably make myself puke in the process
slightly less but still gross
@garfiald drink water, it’ll dissolve in your stomach
@neufv well thats reassuring
@garfiald technically it’s possible to go for both options if the liquid you drink doesn’t have to be water. it’s not pretty but you do get 100% completion score
@neufv LMAO or i could wash it down with more hair
@garfiald gives a new meaning to the word neckbeard
@garfiald im terrified if you do one for efdn
@norikawa hmm, that'd be kinda challenging
@garfiald thank god he's not gonna do it
@garfiald did the top of the Michelin Man always look like a penis and I've just never noticed?
@violet i think its supposed to be more spherical
@garfiald garf can you do toot.site??
@pikachu hmm, ill think about it but i dunno if i can come up with anything good, so no promises
@garfiald alright that's fine!!!
@garfiald is that a guy dressed as the joker in the bottom right. hell yeah
This thread is 💫immaculate💫
@garfiald garfieled please where does our humble slime fit into these diagrams?
@masklayer hmm, ill see if i can find a good one :)
@garfiald you are the greatest anthropologist ever
@garfiald poor bofa :')
@garfiald these are extremely good
@garfiald Fediverse instances explained
howd you get a picture of my uncle
@spookcentral i logged onto scholar.social and took a photo of what i saw
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