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how in the fuck is "candy ass" an insult

@garfiald 1. real men don't have candy body parts, real men are made exclusively of Meat for food semiotics reasons
2. if your getting you're ass ate that's Gay
3. subliminally there's something here about projecting the dissonance you feel about seeing a (metaphorically) bright, colorful, and (literally) distractingly appealing booty into "gay butt"

@byttyrs @garfiald my ass is candied meat like maple bacon or brown sugar salmon jerky, sweet n tuff.

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