2039: The Japan-America war. Battalions of soldiers dressed as clowns march on California as we speak. Americans are surrendering without a single shot fired. Truly this war will be the last for America.

@debs this appears to have been taken from the ARMS wiki. there is, of course, no citation in the article itself


you're either horrified of lola pop or horrifyingly turned on there is no in between as an american sorry i dont write the rules.

@violet @garfiald

hm valid. i dont get that for lola but maybe some cryptids

@garfiald This is why I believe that in order to increase troop effectiveness, all military personnel should be required to develop a "clowning" kink as soon as possible. We'll have to bring in trained experts to show them how it's done, but anything to keep this great country of ours safe.

@garfiald our culture was forever changed by the landmark film “Killer Klowns from Outer Space”

@garfiald and yet Americans elected one to lead their country. Strange.

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