@garfiald
2039: The Japan-America war. Battalions of soldiers dressed as clowns march on California as we speak. Americans are surrendering without a single shot fired. Truly this war will be the last for America.

@debs this appears to have been taken from the ARMS wiki. there is, of course, no citation in the article itself

@garfiald

you're either horrified of lola pop or horrifyingly turned on there is no in between as an american sorry i dont write the rules.

@violet @garfiald

hm valid. i dont get that for lola but maybe some cryptids

@garfiald This is why I believe that in order to increase troop effectiveness, all military personnel should be required to develop a "clowning" kink as soon as possible. We'll have to bring in trained experts to show them how it's done, but anything to keep this great country of ours safe.

@garfiald ok we've got Clown phobia, but what about a Clown Fetish

@garfiald our culture was forever changed by the landmark film “Killer Klowns from Outer Space”

@garfiald and yet Americans elected one to lead their country. Strange.

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