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when americans say they "majored" in something it means it was the thing they were best at shooting with guns when they served in the army

@garfiald this is my General Social Sciences. there are many like it, but this one is mine.

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People who study anatomy are terrifying, unstoppable monsters

@garfiald i can confirm that i was great at shooting sociology. "Take that, Durkheim!", i would say at the gun range

@healyn fucked up that healyn killed emile durkheim with a gun

@garfiald i have killed thousands of computers, and i will kill again.

@garfiald yup, my linguistics major taught me so much when it comes to absolutely going ham on the syntacticians

@Hightithe @byttyrs @garfiald shooting a PCIe FPGA accelerator card just to watch its die

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*aims at Jean-Paul Sartre* I've got your intersubjectivity right here, fucker

@garfiald
"I want to be the first philosophy major on my block to get a confirmed kill"

@garfiald it's a fact and that's why psychology majors should scare you ❌ :pistol:

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