when americans say they "majored" in something it means it was the thing they were best at shooting with guns when they served in the army
@garfiald this is my General Social Sciences. there are many like it, but this one is mine.
People who study anatomy are terrifying, unstoppable monsters
@garfiald i can confirm that i was great at shooting sociology. "Take that, Durkheim!", i would say at the gun range
@healyn fucked up that healyn killed emile durkheim with a gun
@garfiald you won't see this on wikipedia
@garfiald i have killed thousands of computers, and i will kill again.
@garfiald *cut to americans shooting busts of plato*
@garfiald yup, my linguistics major taught me so much when it comes to absolutely going ham on the syntacticians
*aims at Jean-Paul Sartre* I've got your intersubjectivity right here, fucker
@nebula i mean that shit is flawed to say the least
"I want to be the first philosophy major on my block to get a confirmed kill"
@garfiald poking holes in the literary canon with a cannon
@remulacfrommars you know spenser deserved it
@garfiald it's a fact and that's why psychology majors should scare you ❌
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